10 special guests Taylor Swift should bring on stage during her Australian tour

Please welcome to the stage…

1. Every single female member of Tony Abbott’s cabinet!

“Oh, just us?”

2. Bindi Irwin!

3. Every single woman who has been rejected on The Bachelor!

4. The Babadook!

5. Germaine Greer and Pauline Hanson having a live stage battle to Bad Blood!

6. Shannon Noll’s horse Tully!

7. Noni Hazlehurst!

8. Party Boy Corey Worthington!

9. Schapelle and Mercedes Corby!

10. Our great Overlordess Gina Rineheart!

Whattaya think of that, Adelaide?

Shout out to Matilda, Nikki and Grace for their contributions.


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