People ‘In The Know’ at the Glastonbury Festival have told us that Kanye West/Kardash/Yeezy/weirdly Lorde’s mate will be headlining the 2015 festival which we hear is apparently a Big Deal?
Anyway we’re drunk and probably more excited than is necessary.
This ‘news’ at first set us in a state of disbelief, then euphoria as we realised the true potential of an act of this nature. Old mate Yeezy is known the world over for his live performances, but more so for his off-stage antics.
Imma let you finish, but the fact that he will be in muddy Glastonbury this summer is quite an excellent thing. We’ll probs be there lol.
Back to the wine.